Here am I, Hootie, innocently laying in the window seat, dreaming of my sweet wife, Sally Ann.
Above is the bed in question. Note slobber marks and
huge AireButt indentations on bedspread.
HERE is the guilty party. She is one of the original members of The Naughty Terrier Club.
While I was innocently resting in the window seat downstairs, my big sister, Baby Rocket Dog, was up in the loft lolling around on Mommy & Daddy's bed. She always checks out their night stands for any possible goodies to munch out on. She got a cough drop this time. I know this because there was a wrapper on the floor. She jumped off the bed before Mom could catch her, but the evidence is clearly there. Naughty, naughty sister!!
I am the good boy. No question about that! Okay, better go now.