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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

BRD Junior Reporter, Canine Consumer Affairs Is Back!


Hi All! Baby Rocket Dog here. I’m sure you’ve been asking yourself, “What has happened to that insightful column by Baby Rocket Dog, Junior Reporter Consumer Affairs?” Well, I’m here to tell you I am back on the consumer hotline ready to report to you once again.

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I will devote this column to a new item that my mommy bought for me called PORTION PACER by Omega Paw Inc.(a Canadian company). My PORTION PACER was purchased at the Pamida store in Libby Montana, but there is a website for this product too. (Just click here!) The reason I (apparently) need this item is that some hoomans think I gulp my food too fast. I, of course, don’t think that, as my reasoning is if I eat real fast then I can go steal Hootie’s food. The ad with the PORTION PACER says it “helps to prevent vomiting, choking and bloating“. Lovely…they are some of my favorite things!! Anyway, this strange ball that is the PORTION PACER has slowed my eating down quite a bit. I even stop and look up a few times when I eat my evening meal! Breakfast is so meager that it hardly matters.

So, I give the PORTION PACER a solid 5 Poochie Paws, my highest mark, because it really does what it says it will.

Until next time dear friends. This is your pal and Canine Junior Reporter Consumer Affairs, Baby Rocket Dog signing off.

16 comments:

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We've never heard of this, but we're not sure we want Mom to know about it!!

Good to hear from our local watchdog reporter again.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

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Mango said...

Pee-Wee has to use an eat slow bowl too because he is a total pig dog.

Slobbers,
Mango

Inky and Molly said...

Oh no, first thing mum said was, that's what we need....Let's hope she doesn't get ideas from reading this...who wants to eat slow? It's the gulping of food and cross-checking bowls (amongst other things) that makes a real Airedale...
At least that's what we think...

Agatha and Archie said...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I hope PL2 does not we REPEAT DOES NOT read this...we speed eat nd try tosee who can eat the fastest.tis sould ruin EVERYTHING Love A+A

Moco said...

we have bowls that are suppose to slow us down, but it is questionable.

Sally said...

OH - we might need one for Paddy - he really loves food and almost inhales it. We will check it out.

Thanks for the report

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mitch uses the brakefast bowl but it doesn't slow him down much!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Martha Basset said...

Interesting report! Martha gulps down her food in seconds and then hovers over Bailey to see if she leaves anything.
We have never seen a dog eat so quick!!!
We must have a look and see if they have these bowls in the UK!
Keep up the good work.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Shelley said...

Baby Rocket - thank you for this informative review! I hope my mommy doesn't see this. I threw up on the floor this morning after I ate too fast! Whoops!!!

Love from Scout!

Sherry said...

That portion pacer is much classier than using a large rock in the bowl.
Sherry, Alanis & Miro

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We tried a brakefast bowl for Penny, but she couldn't get her snooter in far enough to get all the food. Your bowl looks like it would be better for here!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Dewey Dewster said...

Glad ta hear that Portion Pacer works fer ya Rocket......we all love balls here so I can't imagine that we would eat at all if one was sittin' in our dish....but then maybe that's the reason it works....yer too distracted ta gulp it all down....

Dewey Dewster here....

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh man...I hope Mumsie doesn't see this...we all eat like pigs....

I love those cute spectacles ya have BRD....are they designer???

Frankly, I like them a lot more than that eatslowlybowl....

Love ya lots...

Lacie

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

I'm quietly giggling about the portion pacer. Great name- genius. I suspect mom may feel I need one too now.
norwood

Nelly said...

I used to inhale my food too when I was little but then Mummy made me chew bones and now I'm as slow as Finni - he never rushes.
It sounds a fun thing to have in your bowl though ...
You look so sophisticated with your glasses on BRD!
Nibbles
Nelly xx