Hi All! Baby Rocket Dog here. I’m sure you’ve been asking yourself, “What has happened to that insightful column by Baby Rocket Dog, Junior Reporter Consumer Affairs?” Well, I’m here to tell you I am back on the consumer hotline ready to report to you once again.
I will devote this column to a new item that my mommy bought for me called PORTION PACER by Omega Paw Inc.(a Canadian company). My PORTION PACER was purchased at the Pamida store in Libby Montana, but there is a website for this product too. (Just click here!) The reason I (apparently) need this item is that some hoomans think I gulp my food too fast. I, of course, don’t think that, as my reasoning is if I eat real fast then I can go steal Hootie’s food. The ad with the PORTION PACER says it “helps to prevent vomiting, choking and bloating“. Lovely…they are some of my favorite things!! Anyway, this strange ball that is the PORTION PACER has slowed my eating down quite a bit. I even stop and look up a few times when I eat my evening meal! Breakfast is so meager that it hardly matters.
So, I give the PORTION PACER a solid 5 Poochie Paws, my highest mark, because it really does what it says it will.
Until next time dear friends. This is your pal and Canine Junior Reporter Consumer Affairs, Baby Rocket Dog signing off.